My nigga Dave Cheetham rapping on stage! ya'll is mad stupid.

I've been sick an' tierd o' all deez accusations about muh ma fuckin nigga Dave. Folk saying dat he iz too scared ta show his face, thats mad stupid. He iz da cutest nigga in all niggerdom. And when he puts dat dress on an' raps fo' me, I swear I'm in heaven! what the fuck sup now?


So heres muh ma fuckin nig, Dave Cheetham (Cheets). He'suh rapping an' uh rolling. And making muh ma fuckin poon-tang all warm an' wet fo' him! don't make me shank ya!